how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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