Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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