What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Women's rights

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

where's mom I killed her

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