A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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flavin's head

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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think twice or at least think

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Republicans

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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