An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

women sports....

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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