Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Wait what? I did not type that!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Anti Joke

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