- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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