- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

taking out the trash... at night

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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