- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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