- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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