- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

what's white and sticky semen

Wait what? I did not type that!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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