How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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1+2 = 6

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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