- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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