- Anti Joke

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.