- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The Big Band Theory

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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