- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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