- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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