How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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