Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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THE GAME.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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