Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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