- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

This is an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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