What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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penus

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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rocky is here again.......................

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