- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Poop swing

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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