Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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