patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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mark lawson likes boys

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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