- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

-knock knock! -doors open

A guy walks into a bar

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

a irish man walks past a bar

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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