- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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