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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

A shark ate your mom

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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