Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How old are you? 20

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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