Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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scientology.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Grace Ackerson

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Anti Joke

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