Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

who else is on here?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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