Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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good one jess !!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Anti Joke

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