What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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