- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Burp

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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