- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

which one is easiest

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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