- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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