what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

dick dick dick... frogs

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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