- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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