- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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