Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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