Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

I walk into a bar...

You will not press the like button.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

knock knock whos their a person

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what is the color of a burp burple

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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