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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Life

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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