- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

An Artic Storm.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

so the weather's nice...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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