When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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