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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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