- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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