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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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