Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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penis

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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