What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

thumb_up thumb_down -60

vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +23

nick toth

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops