whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A seal walks into a club...

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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