Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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