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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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I've got a boner

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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